Well, its been a fun run, folks. In case you haven’t noticed, we haven’t posted shit in the last couple months. I guess senior year, drinking, finals, and all the other excuses caught up. I had a great time writing and I think I can safely assume that the other writers feel the same way.
This leads me to the main point of the blog. We would love to sell the site. I am 100% serious about this so send me an email if you are too firstname.lastname@example.org.
The blog has a surprising number of subscribers and gets a decent number of views per month when you actually blog every day. So if you are looking to start off with a instant audience, here’s your head start.
By the way, this offer is valid to ANYONE. You could be an incoming freshmen at URI and want to continue the site. You could be be a fisherman in China and want to make the site about the PH levels in the Pacific Ocean. I’ll sell it to you. Not being biased. I’m giving everyone a fair shot. Email me with a fair offer and let’s make a deal.
One last Rhody Rhody Rhody! Freedom from school, Freedom for America!
Coming back to RhodyView for the first time in a while to post this video. If it gets a million views by the end of finals, everyone in the class gets an A. Not to mention, this is for a good cause. Who doesn’t love a good RAK?
You know how everybody says the best things in life are the little things, appreciate them and all that? Well I think they’re right, but I also think the opposite is true. It’s the little things in life that will fuck your day up the worst. Here’s a list of some “little things” that will piss you off no matter what:
- your sock sliding down into your shoe
- getting to a dining hall and realizing you don’t have your student ID
- forgetting your chapstick in the winter
- losing ONE earring while the other one just sits their and teases you
- when someone you expect to text you doesn’t
Hey, I don’t know about the rest of you ladies but I’m pretty sure I’m a girl every day. More importantly, I think, I am a person every day. Celebrating women, men, and EVERYONE should be a daily practice, not just something saved for a fake international holiday. Also, the whole thing just kind of makes me feel like a second-class citizen. International Women’s Day is a dumb holiday. What even happens on International Women’s Day? NOTHING. The only way I would ever exploit this is to maybe get free drinks later. Maybe. Happy spring break everybody!
Let’s be honest girls. As much as you say that you’re looking for a “nice guy,” you know what you really want is an asshole. You may even read this and tell yourself, “no! That isn’t me!” But deep down, you realize that your need for approval will allow yourself (after a few too many at Bon Vue) to hook up with guys like this. Is he overweight? Looks like it. Does he have a plaid shirt hanging below the sweatshirt? Looks so. But the words on the back of the sweatshirt speak to you. It says “Hey, I’m an asshole and I don’t care. Now suck my cock!” This guy gets laid 10 times out of 10.