10 Irksome URI Mainstays – Jonathan Holton

8. Sexual Deviancy:

Jonathan.

Fucking.

Holton.

Fame’s a bitch, especially when you’re the star director of hidden sex tapes with non-consenting, but consensual sexual partners. His attorney claimed the videos were hacked from his computer and spread across Facebook under his name.

Sorry John.  You’re still a dick.

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We are shown the light in wandering through darkness. I do not represent Edward Norton, though I wouldn't mind it if he asked. alexkowalski@my.uri.edu facebook.com/alexbkowalski twitter.com/AlexKowalskiURI

Posted on April 5, 2012, in Campus Life. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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