Robbery at the Gym

First I thought the new rule about shirts in the gym was bad but now I get an email about reported robberies at the gym in the past week. Mackal Fieldhouse is getting less and less attractive to workout in. Some asshole is stealing shit from our cubby space and the word needs to be spread that we need to protect our belongings and catch the perpetrator. Maybe I should leave a snake in my bag or a cockroach to freak this person out. Better yet, a fucking bear trap. Just when that bastard thinks he’s stealing my wallet, NOPE, he’s got his hand clamped in a bear trap. Not only is person clearly the robber, a wave of meatheads are going to swarm all over him like a colony of wasp’s and beat his ass down. I highly recommend if you are the person stealing at the gym that you avoid my cubby space and all of my meathead buddies’.
Posted on April 13, 2012, in Campus Life, Rhody Sports. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.

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