So I went on a walk on a beautiful spring day yesterday. It was quaint and tranquil until I came to the quad. I found a group of kids kicking the shit out of each other in full karate uniforms. I was frozen. I could barely move. I’m 99% sure I saw Chuck Liddell, Mike Tyson, and Jackie Chan teaching these kids how to fight. I’m lucky to get away with my life. These are without a doubt, the toughest, most badass kids on campus.