This image…

…is just another reason I hate freshmen. ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I HOPE YOU SLIP YOUR GRIPPING AND FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE!! This is absurd!! Granted, this isn’t at URI, this is some of my sister’s classmates… But that doesn’t mean that freshmen everywhere aren’t that stupid!!

Dear Freshmen,
Just because it’s the end of the year doesn’t mean you’re any cooler, or smarter. You took all 100/200 level classes, stop bragging about dean’s list. You still don’t know every building on campus. You will NOT get drunk off of your 30 rack of O’Doul’s beer (does it even come in a thirty rack? idgf). I know you’re spending your money left and right now, but you’ll wish you had it later on when you’re poor and off campus and you NEED food instead of “i’m not in the MOOD for dining hall food”: It’s already paid for… EAT IT! Also, you can’t talk about Rhode Island’s bad weather because you didn’t face the icy hill of death of Spring 2011 or the flood of Spring 2010.

Sincerely,
Fuck Y’all: I Became a Senior Today BITCHEZZZZZZ