The latest scourge of society is not Barack Obama. The next plague of humanity is not the coming of the Antichrist. The downfall of civilization is not the vegan movement.

No. Society has been rotting out beneath us the entire time. Our fragile foundations are compromised, eaten away slowly by a growing and inane fixation that bypasses all knowledge, all sense that the human race has cultivated in over a century of film making.

Videos — shot — vertically.

The magnitude, the sheer IMMENSITY of this problem cannot be stressed more. This trend must stop. Email your local lawmakers and demand they craft legislation banning the distribution of VERTICAL VIDEOS in your district.

TOGETHER, we can make a difference TO THE BENEFIT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Horizontal videos only. All others, GTFO.