Oracle CEO buys Hawaiian Island
Look at this bro just buying up islands like its nobody’s business. “Hey bro, what’d you do yesterday?” “Oh nothing much, just bought some of Hawaii. No big deal.”
Real talk, how much of a smug, deuce-bag does this guy look like? Look at that mustache! Can you name one guy with a mustache that wasn’t a deuce-bag?
- Jim Baron
- Yostemite Sam
- Hulk Hogan
- Geraldo Rivera
- Carl Pavano
- Bobby Valentine
- Kris Humphries
- Sidney Crosby
- Tiger Woods- Okay, I know he doesn’t have a mustache. But he might as well. He’s a smug, duece-bag!
Posted on June 21, 2012, in Viral City and tagged buys, ceo, duece-bag, hawaii, island, mustache, smug. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
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