That Special Time of the Month

Once a month for about a week, every woman has her period. This one week is very important for every man that is dating or laying the pipe with a woman. Not only is this week a celebration of not getting knocked up, but it’s an unwritten rule that this week is blowjob week. Most men, at least for me, cannot go longer then a week without sex. When you work full time, everyday,  you just want to get home from work, eat a meal, and get off. When a woman is on her period she needs to satisfy her man with a blowjob. One thing that needs to be understood is that men have half of their brain located in their dick. Men are naturally horny all the time. If you want to keep us around, blowjob week is a necessity. If I can’t fuck you, at least let me bust on your face after a nice blowjob. Think of it as a celebration and an award for not getting you pregnant. Period week is NOT “jack off by myself week.” So ladies, take my advice and do what is necessary for your man. When you get your period, take this time to practice your technique and make all men happier people.

P.S. Anal week works also if you are into that kind of thing.