Man Eats His 40 Pound Dog

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Here we have another case of serious munchies. This guy just could not get to the potato chips or curly fries in time. He was high on synthetic marijuana and ate his family’s 40 pound dog. It was reported that he ran around barking like a dog before strangling the dog then preceding to eat it alive. He could have at least put it to sleep first then roasted it on a fire but no, this bro just has to be a straight up carnivore and eat the dog alive. This is exactly why you do not chemically change  what is naturally safe. There is no need for synthetic marijuana, the natural shit will not make you eat what you shouldn’t eat, like peoples faces or dogs.  Peoples ignorance will believe that the plant had done this to him but the truth is he was affected from the chemicals that were sprayed on the marijuana. With more and more people making these decisions while high, the further we could get from legalizing the natural, safe marijuana. If marijuana was legalized there would not be incidents like this, people will not use the synthetic garbage. The faster we can get this legalized, the fewer zombie like attacks we will see on the news. Freedom for puppies, freedom for our faces, and Freedom for America.

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I am an undergrad accounting major at the University of Rhode Island.

Posted on July 2, 2012, in Viral City. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. hmmm those drugs must have gave him the munchys

  2. Juvonte Morris

    WTF…. OLE BOY WENT TO HAMMMMMMMMMM…….

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