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Maybe some of you remember how I displayed my displeasure for picnic pants, but I think this one takes the cake. Let me just ask a few questions: What happens if it rains? Does it just short circuit? Even better question regarding water…how the fuck do I wash it? What if I fart? Is it just blowing my brand in every direction or will it include Fabreeze? Also, it doesn’t look particularly comfortable….but here’s my main issue…do guys really want cold air blowing directly at our crotches? I mean, we are already a self-conscious breed. This is only going to make everything cold and go into hiding. I’d rather be packing heat than a turtle in defensive mode.