WWYR Wednesdays: Social Networking or Rabid Ferret

What would you rather? Give up all social networking AND texting or be forced to adopt an angry rabid ferret, which you need to walk everyday for 20 minutes?

This is a tough call. I’m pretty much on Facebook all day and I find a ton of my blogging content on Facebook. I also must be sending out like 10,000 texts per month. Giving up texting would not be easy. At the same time, an angry rabid ferret could bite you and infect you with rabies at any moment. And if you have to leash it and walk it (yeah, don’t forget about leash laws) you could be risking your life every time you walk it.

After long thought and consideration, I have decided to keep the angry rabid ferret. I think I would have to tranquilize it, then attach a muzzle on its mouth so it wouldn’t bite anyone. Plus once you get over the anger issues and the foaming of the mouth, it can be kinda cute. Total chick magnet. Plus now that I’m allowed to use social networking, I can instagram the shit out of it.

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