Source-The Department of Environmental Conservation is trying to find out why hundreds of blue crabs and horseshoe crabs have washed up dead on the shores of Tiana and Shinnecock Bays — and so far, there are no answers.”It’s an ongoing investigation,” [DEC spokeswoman Lori Severino] said.

So I know it doesn’t necessarily say that Snooki did this, but I can assume, right? After 6 seasons on the Jersey Shore, Snooki finally took a bath. During her bath, she noticed hundreds of dead crabs falling right out of her vagina. If that isn’t gross enough, she still went to a beach party later that night. While Jersey Turnkpiking, Snooki dumped this mess all over the beach. Clean yourself up, Snooki. You’re a mess.