B*tch Tans For Too Long. Gets Arrested.

Source-On Aug. 9, Louisville police arrested 27-year-old Katrina Jackson at a Kentucky tanning salon on multiple drug-related charges after she lingered too long while getting her bronze on. Employees at Sun Tan City grew concerned after Jackson did not emerge from her tanning station 10 minutes after her 20-minute tan cycle was supposed to have ended, according to the Courrier-Journal. Officers searched the suspect’s belongings. A mirror with white residue on it was found in Jackson’s purse. Police ID’d the substance as cocaine, according to WLKY.

You hear that kids? If you go to tanning salons you will be arrested and you will become addicted to cocaine. Am I the only who’s noticed the recent outbreak of news stories revolving around tanning salons? It’s like every week there’s some new 65 year old bitch who looks more orange than a carrot. Have these people always existed? Can we blame Jersey Shore for making people want to mutilate their bodies or should we just blame the show for giving the media more material to distract us from the failing economy? (see: liberal agenda)