Female Urinal On Sale On Amazon for 10 Bucks

I can’t believe I’m blogging this… I can’t believe this exists… I can’t believe they stole my idea…I was gonna be this awesome inventor and create a cool pissing device for Sunday mornings when you really gotta pee but don’t wanna get out of bed. It was fantastic. Keep ur eyes closed and just pee. But this was supposed to be an exclusive, guys -only, sorta thing. I had always envisioned like a hose or something. But what we have above is a cheap urinal. I still don’t see how it works for chicks. So you “GoGirl!” All over yourself! (for $10)

PS: If Neil from Barstool Chicago blogs this today or on Monday, then just know that you saw it here first. I got you all figured out Neil!