There Is No Way In Hell Anyone Is Outbidding Me For Elvis’ Piss-Stained Undies

Source- Elvis Presley was so big that even a stained pair of his underwear is expected to fetch around $15,000 at an auction, according to reports Sunday. The white briefs are clearly stained yellow in one spot. These are the pair of underwear that the late Elvis wore under his famous white suit in 1977, the year he died.

If there is anything I want framed up in my house, it’s Elvis’ piss-stained underwear. Think about it…You have guests over for Sunday brunch, right? Everyone is admiring the new house. “Oh nice master-bedroom.”  “I like what you did to the kitchen” and then…”what the fuck are those!?!?” Boom! Instant conversation starter! Who needs coffee-table magazines, when you could be looking at and smelling all of Elvis’ glory? Everyone will be so impressed that people will be begging for you to throw more Sunday brunches. Sunday brunches are delicious and awesome, yet incomplete without used tightly-whiteys up on the wall.

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About That Rhody Ram

Undergrad at URI. Founder and co-owner of RhodyView.

Posted on August 27, 2012, in Viral City and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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