Does Sunbathing On The Quad Wearing a Bike Helmet Get This Guy Laid?

Saw this sleeping beauty today while walking to class. Dude just straight chilling with his bicycle helmet on. Does he get laid? Most definitely, yes! But it’s not because of the helmet. Bro is wearing bicycle gloves. There is nothing in the world that screams hardcore like a bicyclist who wears bike gloves to go to class. In the words of El Presidente: “Hardoooo!”

And here’s one last shot of sleeping beauty: