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RHODYVIEW IS FOR SALE

Well, its been a fun run, folks. In case you haven’t noticed, we haven’t posted shit in the last couple months. I guess senior year, drinking, finals, and all the other excuses caught up. I had a great time writing and I think I can safely assume that the other writers feel the same way.

This leads me to the main point of the blog. We would love to sell the site. I am 100% serious about this so send me an email if you are too rhodyviewblog@gmail.com.

The blog has a surprising number of subscribers and gets a decent number of views per month when you actually blog every day. So if you are looking to start off with a instant audience, here’s your head start.

By the way, this offer is valid to ANYONE. You could be an incoming freshmen at URI and want to continue the site. You could be be a fisherman in China and want to make the site about the PH levels in the Pacific Ocean. I’ll sell it to you. Not being biased. I’m giving everyone a fair shot. Email me with a fair offer and let’s make a deal.

One last Rhody Rhody Rhody! Freedom from school, Freedom for America!

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Show Us Your RAK

Coming back to RhodyView for the first time in a while to post this video. If it gets a million views by the end of finals, everyone in the class gets an A. Not to mention, this is for a good cause. Who doesn’t love a good RAK?

Things I Will Never Understand: Online Dating

I’ve heard both sides of the argument. I have friends who have done it, but no matter what they tell me, I could never do it.

PROS

  • meet a lot people in a short amount of time
  • meet people you would ordinarily never just run in to
  • skip over the people who seem uninteresting (and unattractive)

CONS

  • cost. As if dating wasn’t expensive enough, you gotta pay for the dating website
  • get catfished. Whether its to the extent of making up a fake girlfriend or just lying about age, weight, interests, etc, you can never really know how truthful the other person is being.
  • lack of human, face-to-face, interaction. May not seem like a big deal in the beginning to some, but first impressions are crucial. You can’t skip over that.

I could keep laundry-listing reasons why online dating doesn’t work, but I won’t, because that’s boring. Here’s what I think. Online dating is a cool tool. I think if you are looking for a shallow, hook-up/one night stand sort of a deal, Tinder can be great. But if you expect to be in an exclusive relationship without ever meeting the other party, you are nuts. Seriously, you’re crazy and should be thrown in a mental institution. Why would you hold yourself back from experiencing the real pleasures (and pains) of real relationships? As nice as Skype is (if your girlfriend/boyfriend is real), it doesn’t replace a good blowjob.

PS: That MTV Catfish TV show guy is apparently coming to URI

Does Wearing This Sweatshirt in Hope Get This Guy Laid?

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Let’s be honest girls. As much as you say that you’re looking for a “nice guy,” you know what you really want is an asshole. You may even read this and tell yourself, “no! That isn’t me!” But deep down, you realize that your need for approval will allow yourself (after a few too many at Bon Vue) to hook up with guys like this. Is he overweight? Looks like it. Does he have a plaid shirt hanging below the sweatshirt? Looks so. But the words on the back of the sweatshirt speak to you. It says “Hey, I’m an asshole and I don’t care. Now suck my cock!” This guy gets laid 10 times out of 10.

Random Thoughts: Chapstick

Has anyone in the history of the world finished an entire chapstick? I don’t think so. I always lose it or finish the stick by the end of winter and always wind up paying 99 cents for a new one.

URI Senior Week Seems Okay…

…if you are into drinking, the beach, drinking, partying, drinking, and having an awesome time. Seriously, what a better way to finish up at URI than senior week? Go out with a bang! Now I know its early to start talking about being done (and its a little scary too), but tickets are actually on sale already. Frustrated Blogger and I are going to fucking kill it! Class 2013 all the way! Freshmen- hold mah dick!!

Bro Pushes Girlfriend off Cliff. Promptly Becomes Single.

Is this the best break up ever? I think so. It’s quick, efficient, and mutually agreed upon. Clearly he was done with her (see pushing off cliff). She was done with him (see screaming at top of lungs). Bro did nothing wrong. He actually probably saved both of them a lot of future pain and aggravation. If she was gonna break up with himĀ justĀ for pushing her off a cliff, the relationship clearly wasn’t gonna work out anyway. I mean it happens to the best of us. Best break up ever.

What Do I Wear Tonight

So I have tickets to Rusko tonight. I have a serious question. What kind of pants/shorts are acceptable to wear for a normal dude? I’m obviously gonna be rocking a tank top, so I’m already not too concerned about looking douchey. But here’s the thing. It always gets fucking hot in the Ryan Center. I don’t know if I want to wear long pants or jeans….But as far as shorts are concerned, aren’t nylon basketball shorts super douchey to wear? I really don’t know. Leave comments below.

Is Dunkin Donuts Making Fun of URI With This Penguin Sign?

PS: check out ThatBloggingSloot’s blog about the notorious penguin walk email, if you haven’t read it already

Are Cranberries the Worst Thing Ever?

I think so! Cranberries fucking suck. I go to Butt this morning to get what looks like a delicious slice of coffee cake with chocolate chips. It looks fluffy. It looks fresh. This is going to be the best breakfast ever…Then I take a bite. Do I get a flavorgasm of coffee cake and sweet chocolate? No! I get the taste of Big Foot’s dick. Fucking cranberries! Not sweet chocolate. Literally the most sour/bitter cranberries on this planet. Fuck cranberries. Get out of my breakfast. Freedom from cranberries. Freedom for America!

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