Category Archives: Campus Life
Everything from living in the dorms, to stuff you overhear at URI, problems/complaints, dining halls, etc. you get the idea. If it happens on campus, you hear about it here!
Show Us Your RAK
Coming back to RhodyView for the first time in a while to post this video. If it gets a million views by the end of finals, everyone in the class gets an A. Not to mention, this is for a good cause. Who doesn’t love a good RAK?
Little Things
You know how everybody says the best things in life are the little things, appreciate them and all that? Well I think they’re right, but I also think the opposite is true. It’s the little things in life that will fuck your day up the worst. Here’s a list of some “little things” that will piss you off no matter what:
- your sock sliding down into your shoe
- getting to a dining hall and realizing you don’t have your student ID
- forgetting your chapstick in the winter
- losing ONE earring while the other one just sits their and teases you
- when someone you expect to text you doesn’t
International Women’s Day
Hey, I don’t know about the rest of you ladies but I’m pretty sure I’m a girl every day. More importantly, I think, I am a person every day. Celebrating women, men, and EVERYONE should be a daily practice, not just something saved for a fake international holiday. Also, the whole thing just kind of makes me feel like a second-class citizen. International Women’s Day is a dumb holiday. What even happens on International Women’s Day? NOTHING. The only way I would ever exploit this is to maybe get free drinks later. Maybe. Happy spring break everybody!
Does Wearing This Sweatshirt in Hope Get This Guy Laid?
Let’s be honest girls. As much as you say that you’re looking for a “nice guy,” you know what you really want is an asshole. You may even read this and tell yourself, “no! That isn’t me!” But deep down, you realize that your need for approval will allow yourself (after a few too many at Bon Vue) to hook up with guys like this. Is he overweight? Looks like it. Does he have a plaid shirt hanging below the sweatshirt? Looks so. But the words on the back of the sweatshirt speak to you. It says “Hey, I’m an asshole and I don’t care. Now suck my cock!” This guy gets laid 10 times out of 10.
If You’re Gonna Get F*cked Up, Don’t Be an A**hole About It
Drunk Douche
Driving drunk is definitely not the smartest thing to do, nor the safest. But, if you’re going to do it, don’t be a fuckin’ douche about it. At least learn to gage yourself into a parking spot that’s head on before it drops into a ditch. I can honestly say that a blind cat could have parked that car better than this guy did. I mean if there was any clue of possibly not being able to get your car back out of the parking space, it would have been the bumper at the end of the spot. That part that you should be in front of… not over, or in this case see-sawed on top of…
When you wonder whether there’s hope for humanity out there, there usually is. But, if you’re gonna look for it, don’t start with this person. They’ll just mess up your day. Or at least your ability to park properly.
Rhode Island Terms
I am a native Rhode Islander and recently I have noticed that a lot of out-of-staters are unfamiliar with certain terms. If you go to URI, you gotta have the right vocabulary. So here you go:
- cocked (adj.)- drunk, wasted, hammered, belligerent
- geeking out (v.)- laughing loudly and uncontrollably
- zooted (adj.)- high as FUCK (it’s debated that it’s from somewhere else, but fuck no)
- cabinet (n.) – MILKSHAKE, FOOL
- dough boy (n.) – fried dough. Now go get one at Iggy’s in Narragansett.
Body Suit Guy?
Today I was on the first floor of Merrow, and I looked out the window and saw this guy. This guy danced in the middle of dudes tossing a football, pretended to be a stripper on a telephone pole, and ran away. On a similar note, last night there was a guy wandering around campus in a full gorilla suit. The warm weather is bringing the fuckin’ crazies out.
Broke College Kids
It didn’t take long for the reality of being a broke college student to set in. Even if you work a part time job, somehow most people end up short by the end of the week. There are always days when you’re too scared to check your bank account balance, maybe because of an drunk decision to buy everyone you know an IZone. So I was trying to think of the best, most effortless ways to make money real quick and this is what I came up with:
- Find somewhere to sell your blood platelets. This is a real thing. You can go to some kind of medical facility where they pump you for your blood platelets. I’m pretty sure they give you like $30 every time and you can do it twice a week.
- If you’re a girl, wear some underwear for a few days and then sell it on eBay. The creeps will buy it.
- Learn how to break into vending machines. Free snacks AND mad money in quarters.
- Find a nice sugar daddy on Craigslist.
- Last but not least, become a stripper like Frustrated blogger.
I hope I helped you gather some cash to pick up the bottle or sack you’re fiending for. Sloot OUT.
Guys You’ll Meet In College
Chacha recently wrote an article about the 10 guys you’ll meet in college and, being in college, it is the dumbest thing I have ever read. The personalities they provide are:
- The Bro
- The Slacker
- The Hipster
- The Professional
- The Meathead
- The Stoner (please check this one out, holy shit)
- The Nerd
- The Foreigner
- The Prankster
Do you guys know these people? Because I sure don’t. I’d like to think we’re all a combination of a few of these personalities.
