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All the music you should know about. And no, I’m not talking top-40. I’m talking pure awesomeness!

Bob Dylan is Coming to the Ryan Center

If you went to see Lupe Fiasco, but are skipping Bob Dylan you may be one of the worst people on this planet. I actually cannot fathom how this show will not sell out. Bob Dylan is one of the greatest artists of all time. If you aren’t down with Bob Dylan you need to go play in traffic.

 

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Techno Tuesdays Presents RUSKO

I think that its only fair to post about Rusko considering he’ll be blasting beats in the Ryan Center in two days! Rusko is an awesome dubstep DJ from England. I have my tickets and I hope you have yours. I want this show to be crazy. Here isĀ  some of Rusko’s music to get you ready for Thursday:

My favorite Rusko song:

The rest of his music can be played here on his soundcloud:

Rage Big, We Do!

RUSKO is Coming to the Ryan Center

Fuckin’ pumped! Rusko is awesome. Love all his music. Here are a few samples:

and here is my favorite Rusko song:

NSFW? Bam Margera Raps

Bam literally does nothing intelligent, but I guarantee that he has more money is his bank account right now than you and I will in our lifetimes combined. I guess when you have that many millions of dollars, its socially acceptable to upload instructive videos of how to bend your dick into your asshole. I guess its assholes like me you have to blame. By me posting this video, it just adds fuel to Bam’s fire. I’m sure that tomorrow he’ll do a how-to video teaching us how to fuck a guinea pig or something.

We All Know Jon Lajoie.. Right?

 

Well if not, here’s a little refresher: he’s Taco in The League, a cop named Fred in the new movie Wrong Cops, but he is most famously un-regarded as the guy who made “Show Me Your Genitals.” You may know him by “2 + 2 = Vagina!”

If none of those examples define Jon Lajoie to you, then he’s just the guy in the video up above. With that said, “Chainsaw everything!”

Watch the video.

Dayglow Is Coming!!!

dayglow

Now called “Life In Color.” The Ryan Center is selling pre-sale tickets this Monday the 28th between 10 AM and midnight. General admission tickets are $55 and VIP tickets (which apparently get you mad free shit with) are $90. I almost wasn’t going to write about this because there is a limited amount of tickets and I want one real bad. However I decided to be unselfish and do it anyway.

If you’re planning on rolling though, you should hunt around for molly now or else you’ll end up snorting pixie sticks like my friends did before Steve Aoki.

Adventure Club Mix to Kick-Off Semester

Good luck with the start of classes today! Everyone has a long day ahead going over syllabi. After you’re done, check out this mix. I think it’s like a month or so old, but its got some cool beats and sounds. If you are into glitch dubstep, Adventure Club is for you. This mix is over 25 minutes, so on the off chance that you actually have homework, this should have you covered!

Jane Doze Taking Us into Finals Week

If you need a little energy boost during a long study sesh, look no further than the Jane Doze’s new mix. It’s complete with some awesome beats to ensure an awesome library jam session. Antlers up!

PS: Did I mention that they were smokeshows? Nothing sexier than a smokeshow DJ (or better yet, two)!

Unlike RhodyNasty, I’m Thrilled about Kip Moore Coming to URI

So earlier today, The Ryan Center announced that country singer, Kip Moore is coming to Kingston in March. I know RhodyNasty is not happy, but I’m pretty excited. As much as I love seeing big name DJs, I’ve felt a bit shafted by not getting any big country concerts. Now, Kip Moore doesn’t make my top 10 country artists, but I’ll still have a great time! I just hope URI allows tailgating before the concert. Country concerts are only half as good as the tailgate that comes right before.

country girls do it the best…

URI SEC Actually Takes A Step Backwards And Gets A Country Singer To Come To The Ryan Center

What the fuck!? What the fucking fuck?! That’s gotta be a joke, right? I made my complaint earlier about how stupid bullshit artists are coming here, but when they finally get someone who can play an actual instrument and sing they get a god damn country singer who I’ve never heard of in my life. Were not in fucking Alabama were up in Rhode Island. You know… The Northeast? Where maybe 5 percent of people listen to country music?

Fuck this shit. This better not be the big spring concert because at most this concert will get 200 people. The SEC is lucky that I don’t attend their meetings, and I’m also happy I don’t go to these meetings because I’d go to jail for the murder of the person who thought this would be a good idea. My day has been ruined. Fuck you.

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