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Bro Finding Pythons Like Everyday in His Backyard
Source- James Geist has spotted pythons twice within days in his West Milford yard. Geist, 46, was reading on his deck when he thought he saw a branch move on July 23. He soon realized it was a snake…Geist tells The Record newspaper the snake was huge, thick and docile. Two snake handlers who arrived on scene with police, estimated the snake worth about $8,000, The Record reported. ”I would rather face a black bear than a python,” he told the paper.
I don’t know what this bro is complaining about. Each snake is worth 8 grand, dude! I would open up shop in my backyard. Maybe let people bid on the snakes on ebay. This is what’s wrong with America these days. Not enough entrepreneurs out there. There’s money to be made and if I were him I wouldn’t let thousands of dollars slip through my fingers. Close your legs, James Geist, I can smell your vagina from here. Just a couple of snakes…
