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Is Wearing Last Year’s Pinkout Shirt to this Year’s Pinkout Okay?
Absolutely not! It’s such a Scrooge move. You either wear this year’s shirt, which only costs $8, or you wear a nice pink shirt. This is especially true if you wear a Pinkout shirt from any year but the Dayton game. We lost every single one of those games in miserable fashion. But I still think its a scrooge move even if you did wear a 2009 Dayton-URI pinkout shirt. Just doesn’t feel right. Pay the $8 bucks…Don’t be a dick.
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NK Residents are Cheap Assholes
Source-North Kingstown residents give less to charity than most Americans, but slightly more than most Rhode Islanders give, according to a study released this week.The Chronicle of Philanthropy’s ”How America Gives” study reported that NK residents, with a median discretionary income of $62,130, had a median contribution of 3.4 percent, or $2,108, of their income to charity in 2008, the tax year for which data was collected.
Hey North Kingstown, do you really need Dell’s Lemonade eight times per week? No, you don’t. Stop being so fucking cheap and help a brother out. Although considering 25% of their state taxes go to education, it’s almost like they are giving a decent amount to charity (sorta).
Because of this, I am proposing that every bar in North Kingstown has a charity donation jar. How could any drunk say no to some starving kids in Africa? No one could! A jar for Small Pox prevention? Hell, why not? The drunks pay up. For the sake of humanity, let’s get drunk and repair the world!
