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Today I was on the first floor of Merrow, and I looked out the window and saw this guy. This guy danced in the middle of dudes tossing a football, pretended to be a stripper on a telephone pole, and ran away. On a similar note, last night there was a guy wandering around campus in a full gorilla suit. The warm weather is bringing the fuckin’ crazies out.

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The Strangest Asian Music Video I’ve Ever Seen [video]

I know Barstool already posted this today and I usually try to avoid duplicating content (unless I blog it first), but this was too good to not post. If I didn’t blog this video, I would consider RhodyView a fail, and sell it tomorrow…

Lucky for you, I did post this. And I am speechless. There is nothing to say. Just accept the video for what it is.

Ginger Goes Bizerk over Zombies or Something

So is this what gingers do during their time of the month? I think the only thing more intimidating than his pitchfork is his bright red elmo shirt. If I was a zombie and saw that shirt I would probably shit myself then run away (like a gazelle). It’s people like this who need to be bitten first. Survival of the fittest and I don’t need no stinkin pitchfork.

Have You Ever Been so Mad With Your Internet Service Provider…

…that you break into its headquarters wielding an axe?

Source-The 29-year-old man from Tailem Bend, South Australia, pleaded guilty to all these charges:three counts of unlawful modification of computer data, one aggravated count of threatening to cause harm and one aggravated count of threatening to damage property.

You know what? I’m not even mad at this bro. I get frustrated as fuck when my internet is slow or when my cell phone has bad reception. We all have to deal with URI_Secure (and some of us even remember the URI_Wireless days). Hell, I have T-Mobile. It’s as if they surrounded my phone with concrete so it can’t possibly ever get reception. It sucks not having internet. And we all have one of those days where we unlock the tool shed, pick out the old rusty axe Dad gave us, and go on a road trip to our ISP. I’m pretty sure Frustrated Blogger has done this at least six times.

Woman Keeps Dead Spouse Around to Watch NASCAR

Source- Zigler, known as Charlie, died naturally, Linda Chase said. “He just fell asleep.” She kept him in his chair after he died, keeping him dressed and cleaned. His body did not stink, she said. She would talk to him and watch NASCAR races on television with him.

Well I hear ya on the NASCAR. I have been known to watch a race or two each year. I wouldn’t consider myself a true fan, but I can appreciate the intensity of a good race. (I also like cars) . NASCAR can get a bit boring if you are watching it alone and sober. So I get it if she needs someone to talk to:

“Hey Ziggy, look at Junior in the 88 car. Lookin’ real loose out there. He gon’ need pit stop and get fixed real soon!”

Because nothing makes you look more crazy than shouting at your TV watching NASCAR alone….

…oh thats right. Unless you keep a dead body in your living room and fucking dress him and clean him everyday!

PS: If no one hears from me in over a year, please make sure that I am not rotting above ground watching NASCAR for the rest of eternity. In fact, I am specifically writing a “no NASCAR” clause in my will right now. Maybe I’ll go with the discovery channel instead. #SharkWeek

God-man plays a Lawyer for fun

Meet Adam Raposa. He serves justice, breaks your windows, and drives a truck with a metal rack on it.

I presume he hangs bodies from it, and paints his truck in the blood of those who are dimwitted enough to try to sue one of his clients.

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Take it To The Next Level, Gramps!

Is this like a typical Tuesday afternoon for this guy? I mean, his kids are just chilling doing their own thing, and Mr. Moves over here is just burning down the house with these hot moves. If this is a typical Tuesday, then I want to be at his house for an afternoon snack everyday. So much energy, so much passion. And when he threw his slippers off, you knew shit was about to go down. Shit’s just like when Ash Ketchum would turn his hat around. Fire. Straight fire.

Girl on Drugs or Just Awesome?

This bitch is just loving life. And you know what? I bet you a billion dollars that she is 100% sober. Just high on life. Do you see those moves? Frickin majestic! She doesn’t care she’s scaring the crap out of all of the four year olds around her. Its all about her just breaking it down and getting funky. And what’s with the music? I need this song pronto for my bedroom soundtrack!

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