Source-On Aug. 9, Louisville police arrested 27-year-old Katrina Jackson at a Kentucky tanning salon on multiple drug-related charges after she lingered too long while getting her bronze on. Employees at Sun Tan City grew concerned after Jackson did not emerge from her tanning station 10 minutes after her 20-minute tan cycle was supposed to have ended, according to the Courrier-Journal. Officers searched the suspect’s belongings. A mirror with white residue on it was found in Jackson’s purse. Police ID’d the substance as cocaine, according to WLKY.
You hear that kids? If you go to tanning salons you will be arrested and you will become addicted to cocaine. Am I the only who’s noticed the recent outbreak of news stories revolving around tanning salons? It’s like every week there’s some new 65 year old bitch who looks more orange than a carrot. Have these people always existed? Can we blame Jersey Shore for making people want to mutilate their bodies or should we just blame the show for giving the media more material to distract us from the failing economy? (see: liberal agenda)
Source-A Virginia sheriff’s deputy who was fired for “liking” his boss’ opponent on Facebook likes his chances in a federal lawsuit claiming his click was constitutionally protected. The deputy, Daniel Ray Carter Jr., and five other employees were fired after clicking the “like” button on Facebook in support of Jim Adams, their boss’ opponent in the race for Hampton sheriff in 2009.“It is the Court’s conclusion that merely ‘liking’ a Facebook page is insufficient speech to merit constitutional protection,” [U.S. District Judge] Jackson wrote in his opinion.
It’s official. I gotta delete my Facebook. If my job security is threatened by my “likes” then I am just waiting to get canned.
In other rants…This is why you keep your social life (which includes Facebook) separate from your work life. Never mix business with pleasure. You don’t accept friend requests from people at work, especially bosses. And you better keep your privacy settings in check! Don’t let what you do in your off time affect your job. I can’t stress it enough.
On an unrelated note…be sure to like our new Facebook Page!!!
Source-A mall in Clackamas, Oregon, is catching some heat after insisting that an employee remove an American flag that was used to decorate a kiddie train.Thomas Phelps, the operator of the ride, chose to display the flag on the train as a tribute to veterans, firefighters and police officers. Phelps, who himself is a veteran, was then told by mall officials to remove his flag, saying that it violated the mall’s policy as it was considered an unapproved visual. He refused.
There is no denying that terrorists are running this mall. For some reason, flag bans are starting to pop up all over lately. I don’t get it. This is one of the most un-American things anyone can do. If you tell a veteran to remove a flag, then you deserve hell. I want to cover the mall owners with honey and unleash a thousand bees on them. They deserve to get papercuts between all of their fingers and dip their hands in lemon juice. Fuck these terrorists. Fly your flag with pride. America, fuck yeah!