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I hate people who hate on farmers. Who the fuck do you think grows your food, you ungrateful bastards? Not only are these guys farming out there from sunrise till sunset, but their swag is off the charts. Sick lyrics, sick moves, and an awesome farm. Seriously, I bet their farm is worth more than your parents house plus all of their assets and your immediate family’s too.  Yeah, I’m not kidding. A John Deere 7R series will run you around $500,000 alone. Then think about how much each cow and bull costs, then the amount they make each year on crops, then the total worth of their house,  land, trucks, etc etc.

Then let’s talk about how priceless those moves are. 2:35 dance solo. Are you kidding me? Farmers just killin it out there! Think I’m jealous, oh yeah!