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Bro Blasts his A-hole With Fireworks
Source- In what appears to be a party trick gone awry, an Australian man suffered severe burns after he put fireworks between his buttocks and set them off. The unidentified man had…taken himself to the hospital to be treated for injuries to his posterior and genital area.
Sweet trick brah! This, ladies and gentlemen, is a great example of differentiating swag and class. If he pulled it off without burning his asshole, people would have laughed about it and said that he had balls to do it. Ladies would stay clear of him, but his guy friends would say he has “swag.” “Class” would be the guy at the bar who hired a professional fireworks artist so that instead of shoving things up his asshole, he could be chillin’ with his lady friends. Besides, this isn’t even a new trick. I think Jackass pretty much covered all “up the ass” related humor. Hey dude, you’re not Steve-O! Get over yourself!
