Source- The National Center for Health Statistics, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, released data today that revealed an overall decrease in oral sex among adolescents between 2002 and 2010, reflecting a similar small decline in vaginal intercourse within the same age group. A drop in oral sex was seen among females, but the numbers of males engaged in the behavior was the same. In the youngest group, ages 15 to 19, which did not include married males, the report said that 41 percent of females and 47 percent of males had received oral sex. Forty-three percent of girls in that group had given oral sex, while 35 percent of boys had. For both sexes between the ages of 20 to 24, the numbers go up: 81 percent of females and 80 percent of males had engaged in oral sex.
I’m not gonna sit here and blog about how anyone under 18 needs to give head. I’m talkin’ to the 19-24 year olds. The college kids. Stop being such fucking prudes and get on your knees. If you want to talk about fixing the economy and fixing the world’s problems, then you should know it starts with blow jobs. Yes, blow jobs are one of the greatest stress-releasing tools out there. If everyone started to get more blow jobs then the world would be a happier and stress-free place to live. I can guarantee a GDP boost equal to the percentage of rise in blow jobs. Direct relationship.
Source-Taste alone is no reason to go near semen, then. But there is another reason why its ingestion might prove appealing. Amongst its 50 constituent chemicals are some that really can make you happy: cortisol (which increases affection), estrone (which elevates mood), oxytocin (ditto), and even serotonin (an antidepressant neurotransmitter). While that may sound good in theory, experiments also suggest that it has a real, measurable effect in practice.
You hear that ladies, suckin my D makes you happier. (it also may or may not make me happier). It’s a win win. I get a nice BJ and you get some happy hormones or some shit. So keep doin’ your thing and get your daily dose of happy AKA my sperm. If anyone needs a dose of happiness, email me.
Ok guys, let’s have some real talk now. I know Frustrated Blogger just posted some dynamite about the importance of Blowjob Week, but I want to talk about blow jobs during the majority of the month. BJs are nice foreplay before sex, but as young men, we still require its pleasures on a weekly basis by itself. If you are in a relationship, pick a day with your significant other and declare it Blowjob Day. Pick your worst day of the week. You know the one where you have that late night class or have 10 hours of work. Nothing is better on a rough day than looking forward to a nice relaxing BJ at the end of your day. This should be kept as a weekly tradition. Freedom for BJs! Freedom for America!
Projo is reporting that Keith Cothran has been shot in the head. Keith was an outstanding player who I had the privilege of watching in my freshman year. RhodyView sends our thoughts and prayers to the entire Cothran family.
Keith is awake and talking. Hoping to make full recovery