Posted by Frustrated blogger
There are a few concepts that go into a truly ideal blogging environment/mancave. This is what I envision as my future office:
- Smokeshows: The best working environment has to have smokeshows all over the place to help with any daily duties that you need to get done.
- Blow Job button: If I am getting overwhelmed at work, hit the blowjob button and take a nice 15 mintue break with one of the smokeshows.
- Pool table: Every mancave has a pool table, it is a requirement.
- Bar: Nothing makes work easier then sitting down and drinking a nice cold beer while you work away.
- Kate Upton: Working in the same place as Kate Upton would be the ideal way to slack off and avoid as much work as possible.
- Hot Tub: When work gets to stressful, grab a handful of smokeshows and jump in the hot tub.
- Water Fountain of Disaronno: My favorite liquor of all time, I could easily drink all day everyday. (I am not an alcoholic).
- TVs: Large ass TVs also, hooked up with all sports channels and a PS3 to destroy little kids on Call of Duty.
- Sandwich button: A working man has to eat. When I need a sandwich I will hit the button and a smokeshow will make me a sandwich. This button will be located right next to the blowjob button.
- Super Computer: Every Blogger needs a super computer to keep the blogs up to date, keep the porn streaming in HD, and of course to play Diablo 3 in between blogs, blowjobs, and sandwiches.