MFK Mondays are back! This week’s contest is between the three major dining halls/cafeterias at URI. Let’s go through the options
Hope-Pasta and stir fry stations are always a solid go-to! Burgers taste worse than Big Foot’s dick. Homestyle is hit or miss. Tracy doesn’t grill sandwiches anymore so I don’t even bother getting hot sandwiches anymore. Hope omelets on a Sunday can cure any hangover. Hell, they could probably cure polio or small pox.
Butt- Easily the nicest staff on campus. Betty may be the nicest person in the history of earth. Pizza and omelets are nice. Tacos are about as good as Jim Baron was last year. Ice cream is always a plus.
Ram’s Den- The only place on campus to get Chinese food. If it’s not General Tsao’s, it’s not worth it. Yeah you can get pizza, but its terrible. Burgers are nothing special. Sandwiches contain no meat and will stick to the wrapping.
The easiest choice is to kill off Ram’s Den. They are slow and the food tastes awful. After eating Ram’s Den you feel ready to audition for Alien.
Next, I think I have to marry Butterfield. I know this probably isn’t the most popular choice, but I fucking love ice cream. The dinners are pretty good. You can’t ever go wrong with an omelet or pizza there. Consistent quality.
So, that leaves me to fuck with Hope. Hope is just too hit or miss. Homestyle can be great or they can overcook, dry everything out, and cover it in spice. They also have a terrible habit of reusing desserts. Hope can be good, but its not a life long relationship.