Posted by Frustrated blogger
This creature was found on the East River shore yesterday. People believe that it could be a Montauk Monster, it was given the name because a similar creature was washed up in Montauk, New York in 2008. Personally I believe this creature is 50% man, 50% bear, and 50% pig, straight out of the vagina of everyone’s favorite Jersey Shore star, Snooki. Who knows what her reproductive system is capable of creating but it seems to me that she had a little bit too much fun with some farm animals and decided to throw this birth away into the ocean where it was later found in Manhattan. We are still awaiting the birth of her other child which will be born around the same time the world is suppose to end. Coincidence? I think not. Hopefully studies and DNA tests will be conducted to prove what this creature is and if it is the monster of a child from Snooki.