Source- The push-ups given as instant punishment to a group of juveniles by four Rhode Island police officers for vandalizing mailboxes have become a controversial issue which could result to the suspension of the officers involved. According to officials, the incident started when a woman reported on 911 Friday that her mailbox had been ruined, and officers witnessed a car full of teenagers doing the act.
So this story has been making the rounds today. I figured I’d post it because it happened in RI. To be honest, I’m not sure how I feel about this story. On one hand, the police don’t have the right to make these kids do pushups. On the other hand, these snot-nosed fuck-wads deserved to be punished. But are pushups really the best punishment? I think not. Pushups are way too easy and easily forgettable. These would be way better suited punishments:
- A Dan Hurley workout. There’s a reason why our basketball team is the best conditioned in the country.
- Force the kids to use Windows Vista for the next year.
- Trade in their iPhones (we can assume, right?) for Motorola Razer flip phones
- Force the kids to have mullets
- Replace their music library with only Nickleback and Kenny G Albums
- Force the kids to root for the URI football team and the Jets
Source- A college sophomore allegedly threatened to slap a police officer “across the face with his penis” after he was caught urinating in public, according to reports. Craig McIntire, a 21-year-old student at Miami University of Ohio, was arrested over the weekend when he refused to stop “urinating in an alleyway” after a police officer caught him in the act, Elite Daily reports. According to the Miami Student, McIntire allegedly threatened the police officer with his penis while they were en route to the police department.
“Hey honey, how was work?” Cop: “Oh some kid whipped out his dick and threatened me with it!”
I always thought that Kimbo Slice was the last person I would ever want to rape me in jail. Now I have a new number one. Craig McIntire has such a big dick that its considered a weapon. If he could attack me with his dick, I want to be sure I’m on this kid’s good side. Btw, have any of you ever cock smacked anyone? Such a power move. So cocky!
Source-Police in Roseburg, Ore., say a man who robbed a restaurant was armed with a can of bug spray. A bartender tried to bat away the can of insect repellent when the robber brandished it, but the employee got a direct spray to the face. The Roseburg News-Review reports the robber grabbed money from a cash box behind the bar and fled.
You know as stupid as this sounds, I think this Robber had a good idea. Obviously, I do not condone stealing or theft or assault, but if you had to rob an establishment this is how you do it. Bug spray is not assault with a deadly weapon. So even if you get busted, your prison time is significantly less than if you used a gun or knife. Plus it’s light weight and leaves no fingerprints, casings, etc. The insurance agency is going to give the money back to the restaurant so it’s not like this is a huge deal. For all the restaurant should care, the guy came in and took care of a mosquito problem. No bugs at the restaurant and a few hundred bucks in the pocket of the robber. Everybody wins.
Source-On Aug. 9, Louisville police arrested 27-year-old Katrina Jackson at a Kentucky tanning salon on multiple drug-related charges after she lingered too long while getting her bronze on. Employees at Sun Tan City grew concerned after Jackson did not emerge from her tanning station 10 minutes after her 20-minute tan cycle was supposed to have ended, according to the Courrier-Journal. Officers searched the suspect’s belongings. A mirror with white residue on it was found in Jackson’s purse. Police ID’d the substance as cocaine, according to WLKY.
You hear that kids? If you go to tanning salons you will be arrested and you will become addicted to cocaine. Am I the only who’s noticed the recent outbreak of news stories revolving around tanning salons? It’s like every week there’s some new 65 year old bitch who looks more orange than a carrot. Have these people always existed? Can we blame Jersey Shore for making people want to mutilate their bodies or should we just blame the show for giving the media more material to distract us from the failing economy? (see: liberal agenda)
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Source: HARLEROI, Pa. — A western Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a small bag of marijuana held as evidence because he allegedly couldn’t resist the drug’s aroma. Authorities say that 27-year-old David Allan Thompson of Charleroi stopped at a police station Saturday night to offer police some unspecified information.
What better way to get your fix then to walk straight into a police station and steal a bag of weed. People always say they cannot get addicted to weed, maybe not physically, but mentally, absolutely. To steal weed from the police because the smell was making your nose drip and your dick hard, is not only a sign of addiction but a sign of pure stupidity. The station was filled with trained officials and there are probably cameras in every room, including the evidence room. You will get caught 10 times out of 10 if you try to steal marijuana from the police.
In this guys defense, chances are the police were going to blaze there asses off with that weed after work anyways. EVERYONE smokes, including police, government officials, CEO’s, and basically everyone. That weed would have been gone the next day. If there is any lesson here it is to steal weed from your little brother or sister, not the police.
Source-A Florida sheriff’s department is denying a woman’s claim that she was strip-searched in public and had her tampon “forcibly” removed by a female officer during a 2011 traffic stop with her children in the car.“The Citrus County Sheriff’s Office wants to go on record as saying the allegations made in this lawsuit are not only ludicrous, but completely untrue,” it said in a statement released to NBC News on Monday. “No strip search was conducted, and the plaintiff’s tampon was never forcibly removed by any deputy.”
I don’t know why, but after reading this article I immediately smelled YouTube commenter all over this woman. It’s like if you view a Justin Bieber YouTube video and all of the comments are about how gay he is or how he has no penis. This woman just doesn’t like what’s going on here so she gets down to her roots and comes up with some ludicrous story to sue the cops with.
On second thought, maybe this is all a part of her game plan. She probably wanted to be violated by a cop or correction officer. Easy way to do that is piss off a few cops, lie to a jury, and go to jail for perjury. You’ll like jail, sweetheart. Although, I’d be more worried about what they are putting in you instead of what they’re pulling out .
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Source- The mayor of Logansport won’t have to worry about his yellow Chevrolet Corvette getting any more $20 parking tickets outside the City Building: He’s creating his own spot in an area previously reserved for police squad cars in the city about 75 miles north of Indianapolis.
The mayor of Logansport, Indianapolis does not give a fuck what his police force has to say. He was receiving numerous tickets on his yellow Corvette and instead of parking somewhere else he decides to designate a “mayor only” parking spot to replace a spot which was reserved for squad cars. This is a bold move on the mayors part, he wants to show off his shiny Corvette to everyone in town just to get some pussy, not smart to get on the bad side of your police force just to show off your car. Those tickets were probably only chump change to him. This might only be a small use of power but it is definitely an abuse of the mayors power. If you wanna stay in office show some fucking respect to the people that are controlling the law and protecting you.