Source- There are now two female staffers writing for Gizmodo, myself and Leslie [name redacted],and neither of us blew anyone for our job. Some of you seem to be under the misguided impression that sexual favors are the only way a woman could possibly end up writing for a tech blog—wrong. And you know what? It’s not just wrong, it’s rude. It’s rude to come into our posts and say that the only reason we have the jobs that we do is because Gizmodo needed to fulfill some imagined gender quota. It’s fucking rude to say that we’re only writing for Gizmodo because we “lipstick shampooed” some guy’s “jock” to “get our job.” (Your over-evolved metaphor only further proves your immaturity; just say “blow job”!) But either way, if you say these things, you can bet your cowardly, juvenile ass you’re going to get dismissed from the discussion.
Has there ever been a girl in the history of the world who needed to get laid more than this bitch? I don’t think so. She probably looks like Shrek, except she’s not as funny. The nerds at Gizmodo thought she was so ugly and revolting that they would rather just hire her to shut her up and fill gender-quotas than suffer through one of her BJs. Actually on second thought, this feminist lady probably “doesn’t do” blowjobs. I also wanna point out that if you’re going to let the comment section of a tech blog throw you into a fit of rage, then maybe the commenters have a good point. You don’t belong there. The tech world is a man’s world. If you work there and even admit to being one of TWO female employees, then you should know as much as anyone else that you don’t belong.
Stereotypes exist for a reason. This fem-bitch is prob twice the cook I am, but I’m twice the writer.
PS: If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. **ZING!!**
There’s a few things that have always bothered me about the MLB all-star game, so now is my time to shine and use RhodyView as my soapbox to rant to the whole world!
Every year, the AL and NL get a new cool all-star uniform. The only time that they actually wear it is during the homerun derby. Why would you wear it during the homerun derby and not the actual game? The homerun derby is an individual contest. You should be representing yourself and your home team, not the league. Then during the game, everyone wears their own home team’s uniform. When you are playing on a TEAM, everyone should wear the same uniform. I may know most players in the MLB, but I guarantee that there were millions of fans not able to look at the player or uniform, and know which league they were playing for. The NFL all-star game may suck, but at least their uniform’s make sense. Blue shirts vs Red shirts.
Why can’t I vote for pitchers? I can vote for the DH position, but not my starting pitcher? Load of horse-crap if you ask me. And why can everyone vote 25 times? Seems dumb.
…Should do us all a favor and go play in traffic. He loves nothing more in life than hearing his own voice. I can’t stand any of his TV calls whether its for football or baseball. He is biased and reading off a script. Please drink a pint of drain-o before you come back on Fox.
National League Sucks
Nothing much else to say here. We’ll see you in the world series.
So unless you have been living under a rock, I can assume that you heard the big news that “I’ll Have Another” is out for today’s Belmont Stakes. If it weren’t for the fact that everyone and their mother was talking about it, I wouldn’t give horse racing the time of day.
Horse Racing, along with swimming and track is 99% luck of the draw. You are either born with “it” or you’re not. Its absolutely true. Think Michael Phelps would have been half the swimmer that he is now if it weren’t for the fact that he was born with an outrageous wingspan and webbed feet? Nope. It takes almost no skill to be good at these sports. Yeah, you can train and perfect your form, but at the end of the day, if I trained my whole life to swim and Michael Phelps swam 15 times per year, he would beat me 100 times out of 100 in races. Horse Racing is the same thing. The horse has ‘got it’ or it doesn’t.
I really didn’t want to go into the ethical part about horse racing, but I’ll leave you with this…horse racing is a bunch of grown men sitting on a live animals, beating the shit out of them to run for their lives. Might as well be feeding people to lions again.
PS: if it were up to me and I owned a horse, I wouldn’t reward its wins with carrots and oats. I would give that horse the two sluttiest horses in the world for a horse threesome.
threesomes > oats