Who do you think would win this brawl? In my opinion, unless it is a dance off, URI cheerleaders will spank the shit out of the Ramettes. Have you seen our cheerleaders? They are pumping more testosterone than our football team. They are jacked as fuck, and will train wreck the Ramettes. The Ramettes might be a lot hotter and have better dancing, but in a cat fight they are getting their hair pulled out and their boobs punched in. The URI cheerleaders are a reckoning force of muscle juice and pure tenacity.
P.S. I am pretty sure one of the cheerleaders is a full shaved gorilla.
So I was watching Resident Evil the other day and this character named Ada Wong was an absolute bad-ass. What bothered the fuck out of me though is how she was able to kick so much ass in high heels when sloots at Bon Vue cannot walk from the parking lot to the front door without stumbling. She is able to spring, flip, kick, and run town on a zombie apocalypse while Jersey sloots fail to walk. Itis a major turn off if a girl cannot walk in heels, they look sloppy and will not be able to keep up on the dance floor. Learn to walk or don’t show up.
P.S. Flats are perfectly acceptable.
If you are not getting shitfaced in Hope Dining hall at 6:30pm, you are not appreciating the fact that classes are cancelled. URI ranked number 38 party school in the nation and to keep that reputation up, more people need to get shitfaced in Hope dining hall with me. It is Thirsty Thursday Bitches, get drunk, and get your dick sucked!