There are far too many people eating in the dining halls. When their is a line outside of the building and I have to stand outside in the freezing cold while my balls retreat into my lower abdomen, their are simply just too many people trying to eat. Freshmen need to stick to eating Ramen in their room or learn how to use the hand scanner. Either way students need to stop eating or learn how to eat and leave immediately so everyone isn’t looking for a table for 20 minutes. Freedom for my hunger, freedom for America.
If you have not heard of Chris Webby, you either live under a rock or you don’t understand where talent truly stands. This white boy rap phenom has released 6 mixtapes and over 100 songs which are pure fire and make any shit that you hear on the radio sound terrible. This kid spits better flow and rhymes then any of the big name stars that you might name including Lil’ Wayne, Drake, Wakka Flakka, or even Big Sean. Chris Webby needs his name out there and to help out, the Student Entertainment Committee needs to bring this guy to URI.
P.S. If you haven’t read my post about other underrated rappers, read it here.
It’s that time of the year when the gym is way too packed for the first 2 weeks because of students who believe they can stick to their New Years Resolutions. You WILL fail. Your tiny little muscles will not last. These noobs have no idea what they are doing and tend to just take up space trying to figure out what to do with the weight. They even bring their friends to try to combine brainpower on how to lift things up and put them back down. The fact is we will have to deal with this problem for the next couple weeks. If you know you won’t last long with your resolution, just get the fuck out of the gym and let the few who know what they are doing get their workout in. It is already bad enough that we have to deal with kids wearing snapbacks, dancing ridiculously before they lift a small amount of weight, or modeling for themselves in the mirror more then they lift. The last thing we need is a bunch of scrubs taking up everyone else’s time in the gym when it won’t last.
From everyone at RhodyView, we hope you have a great time being home with your family. I’m probably going to go into the city a lot and maybe get to a Rhody basketball game or two. I’m giving all of the writers at RhodyView a well deserved vacation. We’ll see ya next semester! If you’re bored, feel free to browse through our older posts and archives.