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People Need to Stop Eating
There are far too many people eating in the dining halls. When their is a line outside of the building and I have to stand outside in the freezing cold while my balls retreat into my lower abdomen, their are simply just too many people trying to eat. Freshmen need to stick to eating Ramen in their room or learn how to use the hand scanner. Either way students need to stop eating or learn how to eat and leave immediately so everyone isn’t looking for a table for 20 minutes. Freedom for my hunger, freedom for America.
Survival Straps
Source: There is nothing more ‘merican then buying a survival strap to support the 2nd amendment of the constitution. These survival bracelets not only support America and the constitution but they can also be used as some kind of rope in certain emergencies. These are going to be the new hottest fashion trend, nothing says I love America more then a survival strap. The company donates money to support the American troops and forces and they support American manufacturing and small business. If you wear a survival strap, you believe in America and what it truly stands for.
P.S. Obama and New York can take the gun laws and shove them up each others asses.
Marriage Equality Passes in Rhode Island
I am sure you have all heard the news already that marriage equality passed in the state of Rhode Island but this is blog worthy material. As much as I despise Libtards and tree hugging hippies, I fully believe in marriage equality. If 2 human beings are in love, it is their damn right to get married no matter what sex they are or preference. Congrats to everyone in Rhode Island which this law effects and go live a long a prosperous life. Lets just hope Senate also agrees.
P.S. No, I am not gay, I just believe in equal rights and freedoms.
SEC Needs to Bring in Real Talent: Introducing Chris Webby
If you have not heard of Chris Webby, you either live under a rock or you don’t understand where talent truly stands. This white boy rap phenom has released 6 mixtapes and over 100 songs which are pure fire and make any shit that you hear on the radio sound terrible. This kid spits better flow and rhymes then any of the big name stars that you might name including Lil’ Wayne, Drake, Wakka Flakka, or even Big Sean. Chris Webby needs his name out there and to help out, the Student Entertainment Committee needs to bring this guy to URI.
P.S. If you haven’t read my post about other underrated rappers, read it here.
Gym has too many New Years Resolutions
It’s that time of the year when the gym is way too packed for the first 2 weeks because of students who believe they can stick to their New Years Resolutions. You WILL fail. Your tiny little muscles will not last. These noobs have no idea what they are doing and tend to just take up space trying to figure out what to do with the weight. They even bring their friends to try to combine brainpower on how to lift things up and put them back down. The fact is we will have to deal with this problem for the next couple weeks. If you know you won’t last long with your resolution, just get the fuck out of the gym and let the few who know what they are doing get their workout in. It is already bad enough that we have to deal with kids wearing snapbacks, dancing ridiculously before they lift a small amount of weight, or modeling for themselves in the mirror more then they lift. The last thing we need is a bunch of scrubs taking up everyone else’s time in the gym when it won’t last.
Happy Holidays
From everyone at RhodyView, we hope you have a great time being home with your family. I’m probably going to go into the city a lot and maybe get to a Rhody basketball game or two. I’m giving all of the writers at RhodyView a well deserved vacation. We’ll see ya next semester! If you’re bored, feel free to browse through our older posts and archives.
That Rhody Ram’s Advice to Women: Top 10 Habits to Avoid
So ThatBloggingSloot just wrote a really good blog earlier this week talking about gross habits guys have that instantly turn off women. This is my blog with my advice of habits to avoid for women:
First be sure to Read my blog from over the summer with dating tips for women.
Top 10 Habits to avoid:
10. Pretending/not knowing how to tell time (on an analog clock/watch). The stupid act is horrible. Only first graders can’t tell time. I’m not gonna fuck a first grader. Let me know when you pass the first grade.
9. Smoking. To point out the obvious, this causes bad breath, stinky clothing, and wastes an obscene amount of money. It’s a gross habit. If you want something long, warm, and white in your mouth, give me a call.
8. Really short haircuts. The first thing I will assume is that you are a lesbian. Nothing wrong with being gay or a lesbian, but I won’t waste my time flirting with you. It’s not attractive. Not even Emma Watson could pull it off.
7. Taking forever to get ready. You could be a smokeshow, you know, like a 9/10, but if you take 2 hours to get ready to go to a house-party in Narragansett, then I am immediately turned off. Just imagine how long it’ll take you to get ready to fuck…
6. Girls who don’t shave down there. Please shave that shit. Nobody wants to see/touch that. Clean ya self up! Enough said.
5. Girls who say that they don’t give head. I’m not even gonna bother with you. Blow jobs are a crucial element in any successful relationship/fuck.
4. The girl who says that she’s really a dude. If I wanted to fuck a dude, I’d be gay, and then I’d fuck dudes. Stop calling yourself “one of the guys.” Instant turn-off.
3. Being fat and/or ugly. Sorry, but I’m not gonna bang a fat chick.
2. The worst one of them all…Defiant drunk-bitches. I could probably write a 10 page rant about how much I despise defiant drunk bitches. If I’m going out of my way to be a good guy and help you out, you better listen up. Nothing worse in life than a defiant drunk bitch.
1. just kidding. It gets worse….The worst thing of all time…The girl who showers and then gets into your bed with wet hair. God this sucks. That cold wet hair on your face. Then the pillow gets cold, wet, and soggy. It’s literally what sleeping with the Devil is like. Bitches are not allowed in my bed with wet hair.
**Honorable mentions:
- Jets fans
- Any girl who attends UMass, PC, Brown, BC, or Temple
- girls who feel uncomfortable going out anywhere without make-up on
Facebook Already Owns Your Sh*t
All day my news feed has been blown up by the same status about Facebook’s rights to your information. Lets stop being dumb asses today, you gave up your rights to Facebook when you accepted the terms and conditions in order to create your account. There is a 99.99% chance you never even read those terms and conditions. Somewhere in there it is already stated that whatever you upload to the site belongs to Facebook. Updating your status does not justify shit or help anybody out. The moment you put anything on Facebook , it belongs to them. This status update was clearly a scam to get as many morons as possible to re-post it. Your status update does not mean anything and Mark Zuckerberg is not reading your status either. Stop re-posting those long ass statuses, because you already fucked yourself when you accepted the terms and conditions.
P.S. If you want your shit protected, stop using technology. Nothing is protected in the 21st century if you share it anywhere.
P.P.S. This also goes for sexting, don’t get pissed at your boyfriend when he shows your tits to his friends, legally there is nothing you can do, he owns that pic.
