Posted by Frustrated blogger
Source: An Indonesian orangutan with a penchant for cigarettes has been sent to an island in a lake within a Central Java zoo to help her quit the habit, a zoo chief said Thursday.
People would throw cigarettes at this orangutan and it had learned how to smoke them and became addicted. First off, where the fuck were the zookeepers when this was happening? Those people should have been thrown in the cage with the orangutan for giving it cigarettes. If you are going to throw something at the orangutan to smoke, at least throw it a joint, damn ape probably needs a nice fat, juicy J to help her relax with all of the people throwing shit at her. This orangutan should have the freedom to smoke what she wants where ever she wants, its not her fault dipshits got her addicted. Why don’t we just exile people that are addicted also, I don’t want my tax payers money going into their treatment, exile seems like a viable option to cure people of their habits. Smoking is a disgusting habit, the biggest turn off from any girl. I don’t care if you are a smokeshow, cigarette breath is disgusting and I do not want to be sticking my tongue or my dick anywhere you smoke. On a good note at least this orangutan is happy on her brand new private island with her boyfriend.
P.S. If this orangutan was America, she would most likely be covered with Obamacare and all of our hard working money would be put towards treating any illnesses that might develop.