White Russians are gross. Let me rephrase that. White Russians are a fate worse than death. Whoever thought of combining milk and hard liquor must have been dropped on their head as a child. I will get sick 100% of the time if I drink this. I do not recommend it to anyone. But if you happen to find yourself in Providence tonight and run into some PC kids, buy em a round of White Russians. Fuckers.
PS: Milk was a bad choice
Okay, so for all you freshmen/novice drinkers who still need chasers and mixers, read up ’cause this blog’s for you. Your mixer will probably depend on what hard alcohol you’re having it with. For example, you might not want to mix tequila and coke. I’ll break it down by type of booze. Today’s feature is Vodka.
Vodka. It’s pretty much flavorless so you could pick almost anything. Here’s my top choices:
5.Cranberry. I don’t like the cran-man and I’m not a chick on my period so I’m putting this at #5
4.Coke. Coke goes well with almost anything, but for some reason I don’t particularly like mixing it as much with vodka.
3. Red Bull. It tastes nice and it will make you super energetic and horny. Red Bull is expensive and not always readily available. That’s why it gets #3
2. Grapefruit juice. Strong flavor which can either compliment or hide the taste of pure vodka.
1. Soda (seltzer). I find that a good Vodka Soda is a classy, yet tasty drink where you you don’t compromise the taste of vodka. If you are man enough, Kettle 1 and Soda is a sophisticated and classy move.
I was thinking, If I bought like 100 shares of Burnett’s Vodka in the second to last week of August, I would definitely make a shit-ton of money, right? Buy it when its low, then when everyone comes back to school and buys their shitty vodka, the stock boosts in price. After the second week of school, I pull out. I must make like 30-50% profit, right?
