Source- There are now two female staffers writing for Gizmodo, myself and Leslie [name redacted],and neither of us blew anyone for our job.  Some of you seem to be under the misguided impression that sexual favors are the only way a woman could possibly end up writing for a tech blog—wrong. And you know what? It’s not just wrong, it’s rude. It’s rude to come into our posts and say that the only reason we have the jobs that we do is because Gizmodo needed to fulfill some imagined gender quota. It’s fucking rude to say that we’re only writing for Gizmodo because we “lipstick shampooed” some guy’s “jock” to “get our job.” (Your over-evolved metaphor only further proves your immaturity; just say “blow job”!) But either way, if you say these things, you can bet your cowardly, juvenile ass you’re going to get dismissed from the discussion.

Has there ever been a girl in the history of the world who needed to get laid more than this bitch? I don’t think so. She probably looks like Shrek, except she’s not as funny. The nerds at Gizmodo thought she was so ugly and revolting that they would rather just hire her to shut her up and fill gender-quotas than suffer through one of her BJs. Actually on second thought, this feminist lady probably “doesn’t do” blowjobs. I also wanna point out that if you’re going to let the comment section of a tech blog throw you into a fit of rage, then maybe the commenters have a good point. You don’t belong there. The tech world is a man’s world. If you work there and even admit to being one of TWO female employees, then you should know as much as anyone else that you don’t belong.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. This fem-bitch is prob twice the cook I am, but I’m twice the writer.

PS: If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. **ZING!!**